you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife
je ™
me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed
movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace